Cath’s shoulders dropped. Her weariness came on fast, her annoyance with Jest and the King and now Jack all burning in her veins. She was glad for the distraction of the game.
She took the hedgehog into her palm. ‘Let’s get on with it, then,’ she said, setting him in front of the first hoop – the Nine of Clubs. The hedgehog curled himself into a ball.
Cath lifted the flamingo so they were eye to eye, and tried not to breathe in too deeply. ‘I propose a deal. You help me win this game, and the next time I come to the palace I’ll bring you coconut shrimp cakes.’
‘Ah likes shrimp,’ said the flamingo.
‘I can tell.’ Wrinkling her nose, Cath flipped the flamingo upside down and took hold of its legs. She lined its head with the hedgehog. Aimed. Swung.
The hedgehog galloped through the first two hoops, rounded smoothly to the right, over one hill, darted right by the King’s retrieved hedgehog, swooped back to the left and beneath two more hoops and finally tumbled to a stop. He flopped on to his belly, grinning at Catherine.
She gave him an approving nod, feeling better already.
‘Bravo, Lady Pinkerton!’ said the King. The audience that was watching from the sidelines started to cheer as well, having picked up on the King’s preference.
‘It’s not who wins or loses!’ Margaret shrieked. ‘It’s how one stays the same!’
‘Well said, Lady Mearle!’ cheered the Duke, standing alone to the side of the crowd.
‘No one asked you!’ she yelled back.
Ignoring them all, Cath made her second shot, surpassing Jest on the court.
‘Nice shot,’ he said, echoing her previous words back to her as she passed by.
She preened. ‘Why, thank you.’
‘Will you wish me luck on my next play?’ he asked. ‘It seems I’ll need it, if I’m to take the egg.’
She glanced over her shoulder. ‘I will do no such thing.’
He started walking backward towards his hedgehog. ‘You are a tough adversary.’
Cath’s eyes widened as his heels nearly collided with one of the in-play hedgehogs – Jack’s, she thought – but even walking backwards Jest knew when to hop over it. He chuckled at her surprise and turned away.
Shaking her head, Catherine yelled, ‘I hope your hedgehog goes into early hibernation!’
‘All the easier to hit him,’ he called back.
Catherine’s eye caught on a squat figure hurrying towards her. The King’s face was rosy with excitement and a sheen of sweat had formed on his brow.
‘Lady Pinkerton!’ he said, dabbing at his forehead with the corner of his cloak. She considered offering him a handkerchief, but decided to pretend that he wasn’t sweating instead. ‘Did you see?’
‘Um . . .’
‘My hedgehog went – scheeew! – right through three hoops.’ His hand gestures mimicked the roll and bounce of his last shot. ‘It was glorious! Didn’t you think so?’
Cath resisted the urge to pat him on the head and offer him a biscuit for a job well done. ‘You were splendid, Your Majesty.’
Beaming, the King turned to watch Jest take his shot. Cath glared at Jest’s hedgehog, willing it to go off course.
‘What were you and Jest talking about, anyhow?’ asked the King.
‘Oh. Uh – you, Your Majesty. And your phenomenal croquet—’
There was a kathunk as Jest sent his hedgehog rolling towards wide-open grass . . . at least it was wide open until all three of the absent Clubs raced over and threw themselves into arches just in time for the hedgehog to roll beneath them.
‘– skills,’ Cath finished, glowering.
The King sighed, looking equally deflated. ‘Well, it does seem that I’m outmatched.’
After three continuous swings, Jest had got his hedgehog nearly to the end of the course. One more half-decent play would hand him the win, for sure. He drifted leisurely towards his hedgehog, swinging the flamingo back and forth like a pendulum.
‘Well done, Jest,’ called the King.
‘Thank you muchly, Your Majesty.’
Clenching her teeth, Cath hauled her flamingo towards her own hedgehog, a bout of stubborn determination burning through her limbs. Never had she considered herself a competitive person, but this – this was different.
This felt oddly personal.
After just one meeting, the Joker had infiltrated her dreams and overtaken her every waking thought. She’d even worked him into her bakery fantasy, though she would never admit that to anyone, especially now that she knew Jest would just as soon see her married to the King.
He was naught but a flirtatious louse, and she’d fallen deeper with every rakish smile. What a fine joke she must have made for his amusement.
How dare he?
She took up her place beside her hedgehog and surveyed the course. The hedgehog and flamingo both watched her, waiting, as she looked from the arched cards – a few of which had fallen flat in exhaustion while they waited – to the rover hoop, the final goal. To all the opposing hedgehogs scattered haphazardly around the course, their players chasing after them or screaming at their uncooperative flamingos.
To Jest, strolling across the grass.
She narrowed her eyes and widened her stance, lowering the flamingo’s head to the ground. The hedgehog rolled up.
‘If you fail me,’ she whispered to the flamingo, ‘I will wrap your neck around a tree trunk and tie it in a pretty pink bow and leave you there until one of the gardeners finds you.’
The flamingo cautiously curled its neck to look at her from upside down. ‘Ah like purty pink bows.’