I didn’t really want to play that game, but I wanted this ambassador to be one who worked for both courts, not just the Seelie, so I made myself smile and walk toward that extended hand.
His even white teeth spread in a Hollywood-worthy smile. Mr. Benz was an ambassador now, but he had the feel of someone who had much bigger goals for his future. Ambition wasn’t a bad thing; it could make a person very good at his job.
His handshake was firm, but not too firm. He also didn’t have an issue with my hand being small; so many men either engulfed my hand in theirs or barely touched my hand as if afraid they’d crush it.
“Princess Meredith, thank you for seeing me again.”
“Mr. Benz, you are the new ambassador to my people; why wouldn’t I receive you?”
He raised a well-groomed eyebrow at that, but turned with a smile to shake first Galen’s hand and then Rhys’s. The cloud of flying demi-fey he didn’t really look at; he treated them as if they were the insects they resembled. I would have said, How very human, but even among the sidhe, we forgot to count them, or many did.
I glanced at Penny and Pansy as they hovered in the air. They met my look with one of their own; they’d noticed his lack of notice, too. The demi-fey would be wonderful spies on human politicians. To my knowledge no one in faerie was doing that, but it was a thought, a potentially useful one. I filed it away for later, much later. We had a long way to go before spying on human politics was a priority for me.
“I know you must be eager to go home.”
I looked at him. “Define home,” I said.
He smiled again and made a little push-away gesture with his manicured hands. “You’ve made it very clear that Ms. Reed’s mansion is your home for now.”
“While my uncle is confined to faerie, I think I will not be safe there.”
The smile faded. “I am sorrier than I can say about all the problems you and King Taranis are having.”
“Did you know that once upon a time the king could hear any conversation that mentioned his name?” Rhys said.
Benz gave him a skeptical but pleasant look. “I was told that hadn’t been true in a very long time, Mr. Rhys.”
“No, but then he hadn’t been able to use his hand of light through a mirror being used as a magical Skype interview in centuries either.”
“We also believe he’s reacquired the ability to use the mirrors as a door that he can step through, or pull someone else through,” I said.
Again, that eyebrow rose. “Really?”
“Yes,” I said, “really.”
“No one saw him step through a mirror or pull someone else into one during the unfortunate events in your lawyers’ chambers,” Benz said.
“But we did see herbs touch the surface of the mirror, and they floated as if on water tension,” I said.
“When a mirror runs like water, or even semiliquid, it usually means that the person on the other side can step through,” Rhys said.
“Does it really?” This time Benz looked more interested than skeptical.
We both nodded. Galen was sort of ignoring us all as he continued to sort the things we were taking from those we were donating. Oddly, Galen was probably best suited to have charmed the ambassador; it was actual ability for him, a type of glamour magic, which was why we’d decided he would leave the talking to us. We didn’t want to be accused of trying to magically influence the new ambassador after what had happened to the last one.
Benz said, “I am learning so much about faerie and its magic. Thank you for being my teachers.”
“We are some of your teachers, but not all,” I said.
He gave a little self-deprecating head gesture, almost an aw-shucks head bob, like a bashful movement. I wondered if it was the last remnant of an old gesture. Had our so-secure Benz been shy once?
“That is true; I am to be ambassador to all the courts of faerie, not just your lovely part of it, Princess Meredith.”
“Have you spoken to all the courts of faerie, then?” I asked.
He nodded, flashing that brilliant smile that would probably look amazing on camera.
“How did you like King Kurag?” I asked.
He looked puzzled, the smile slipping. “King Kurag, you mean the goblin king?”
“Yes, Kurag, the goblin king.”
“I haven’t actually spoken to him.”
“What about Queen Niceven of the demi-fey?”
“Um, no, I have spoken with King … the king of the Seelie Court, and your aunt, the Queen of Air and Darkness.”
Leaving off Taranis’s name because we’d just said something about it was good, but leaving off both their names, just in case, meant he’d made the logical leap. If one sidhe ruler of faerie could hear when his name was spoken, then maybe the other one could, too. I liked him better for being a quick study. Quick and smart was good.
“You have spoken with King Sholto, because we were here for that talk,” I said.
He looked uncertain, but only for a second, and then his face was back to smiling and pleasant. “I spoke to him as your royal consort and father of your children, but not specifically as king in his own right.”
“Then you plan to be ambassador to the Unseelie and Seelie courts of the sidhe, and not really ambassador to all the courts of faerie,” I said.
He fought that puzzled look away and said, “My duties, as described by Washington, are to the sidhe, both Unseelie and Seelie.”
“So the other courts are to be ignored?”
“They are smaller courts within the two larger ones, or that’s what I was told; was I misinformed?”
I debated, and finally because we aren’t allowed to lie, I said, “Yes, and no.”
“Please enlighten me; what do you mean by that, Princess?”
“The goblins, sluagh, and Queen Niceven’s demi-fey are part of the Unseelie Court. The ruler of the Seelie Court’s demi-fey is no longer an official royal, but a duchess.”
His smile flashed back to full brightness. “Then I deal with the high king and high queen of faerie as I was told.”
I nodded. “It’s the way most people in and out of faerie do it.”
He cocked his head to one side and studied me for a moment. “And how else might a person deal with the rulers of faerie?”
“I deal with the kings and queens of faerie as leaders with rights and merits of their own.”
“Do you encourage me to deal directly with the goblins and the sluagh?”
I laughed a surprised burst of sound.
“Isn’t that what you’re hinting at, that you want me to treat them as equal to the sidhe courts?”
“Not equal to, but important, but Goddess, please do not try dealing with the goblins by yourself. I would not want to be responsible for the diplomatic disaster that might follow.”
He frowned, just a little, as if he were fighting not to frown harder. “I am very good at my job, Princess Meredith; I think I could avoid offending anyone.”
“It’s not your offending the goblins I’m concerned with, Mr. Benz. I’m more afraid that they might injure you if there was a cultural misunderstanding.”
“What kind of cultural misunderstanding?” he asked.
“The goblins revere only strength and power, Mr. Benz. A human without magic or the martial arts training of a Chuck Norris would find himself treated badly.”
“Maybe that’s why the humans stopped dealing with the goblins directly,” Rhys said.
I glanced at him. “You may be right.”
“I don’t understand,” Benz said.
“I would like you to appreciate more of faerie than just our two courts, but culturally we are the closest to human, and the safest for you, so perhaps you should just ignore me for now. If I ever feel safe to return to faerie, perhaps you can accompany me on a visit to some of the lesser courts.”
Rhys patted him on the shoulder. “We’d keep you safe.”
“Surely they wouldn’t harm a representative of the United States government.”
We all laughed then, even Galen, and the demi-fey’s laughter was like the sweet ringing of chimes, or tiny bells. The sound alone made Benz smile. The demi-fey have some of the most powerful glamour and illusion ability left in all of faerie. It made them so much more dangerous than they looked.