I press the f**k you button. Drop my arm on my chest. The phone vibrates when she leaves a message. Second one today.
I wonder dully about the likelihood that she’ll hunt me down. Then, from the depths of my cloudy memory comes a convenient bit of information: Libby is leaving for France on Friday, to visit her daughter.
Friday is today.
How long will she be gone?
Two weeks? Four?
I sit up again and rub my blood-shot eyes. I can’t remember.
That should make me concerned. I should hear alarm bells peeling from somewhere through the fog. But I don’t. Because I just can’t seem to make myself care. About anything. And least of all, me.
I slide my tired ass off the bed and walk slowly to my bathroom, where I open the medicine cabinet and remove several unlabeled bottles of prescription pills: my dirty little secret. I pour one bottle into the palm of my hand and stare at all the little round, white tablets. I wonder how many swallows it would take to choke all of them down.
Since I’ve forbidden drop-bys to my garden house behind the three main Love Inc. buildings, it’d probably be a while before I was found. I’m the one in charge here. I’m the boss. No one would defy me. Not because I’m an ass (although I can be). It’s because they’re all so goddamn well-paid. I’ve learned the best way to ensure loyalty is with lots of the green stuff; everybody at Love Inc. ranch is very loyal.
I’m still staring at my hand when the doorbell rings.
I roll my eyes and toss the pills into the toilet.
It rings again.
Go away, Libby. I’m not gonna answer you today.
I sigh and find my phone. Type out a text. Got the flu. Hook up next week? Skype?
Even finding the question mark key on my phone is so f**king wearying.
I hit ‘send’, then grab the other two bottles and empty them into the toilet.
This shit is over. It’s not working anymore. I need something else.
A good lay, maybe, or a game of blackjack. A f**king drink. Maybe something a little bit stronger just to pick me up.
And that’s how I end up at Tao, in the back room with the high rollers, gambling away two million dollars I don’t exactly have.
That’s also how I end up snorting a couple lines of coke and f**king twins named Elise and Elsbeth.
I feel on top of the world by the time I’m zipping up my pants. When that little f**king twerp Rex Hawkins finds me outside the men’s room and asks for what I owe him, I don’t give a shit. I laugh and tell him, “Later. I’ve gotta move the funds from the money market.”
The money is there; it’s just hard to get to. I give him one of my business cards, the little red ones with the sexy Love Inc. logo.
“You need it sooner, come to my place.” It’s a challenge, and he knows it.
I barely even feel it when one of his thugs smashes his fist into my face.
I’m up again. I’m back in business. The clock just struck midnight.
March 16.
2
SURI
NAPA, CALIFORNIA
FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 2013
The first thing I notice is how gross my mouth feels. I swish my tongue over my teeth: unbrushed. Ugh.
I lift my head and find myself at the work desk in my bedroom. My stiff neck protests as I turn to search for the wall clock. Based on how tired I feel, and by the dim light filtering through the long, pale green curtains, I’m guessing it’s still early. Which is why, when I see the actual time, I shriek.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
I’m up and running to my bathroom, because it’s nine fifteen. I have an appointment in the vineyard in less than an hour. Still, there’s time to shower. Something quick, and I’ll let my curly, brown hair air-dry on the drive over to the Bernards’ country home. I lean over to turn the shower faucet, my hair falls over my shoulder, and out of the corner of my eye, I notice a web of pink that makes my blood run cold.
I whirl around, fully facing the wide, long mirror and seriously almost cry. That pink stuff is bubble gum. I fell asleep chewing bubble gum, and now it’s in my hair!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
I pick and pull at the mess, but it’s overtaken the entire left side of my head. I glance around the bathroom, searching for a clock that isn’t here. Of course I don’t have time for an emergency trip to Julian, my stylist. But I can’t go to the clients’ house with gum in my hair. It’s a consult. They won’t hire me if I look like a crazy bag lady.
“Damn, damn, damn!” I tug open a drawer, grab my small, stainless steel scissors, and get to chopping. Fifteen minutes later, I’m dressed in a red Armani pants suit with a slouchy fedora. Underneath it, my now-straight hair hangs just a little bit below my chin.
My shoulders feel too light. My face looks blunt and sharp and not like me.
I grab my makeup bag and dash out the front door, down the porch, toward my lilac Land Rover, still dotted with dew under an overcast sky.
I know for sure I’m having “one of those days” when a bird smacks into my windshield before I even get out of my driveway. It’s cute and small and brown, and based on the tailspin it takes in the wake of the Land Rover, I’m guessing I just punched its ticket to bird heaven.
Lovely.
As I jet from Crestwood Place, a columned, brick home on one-hundred acres just outside downtown Napa, to the valley, I try driving with my knees, something my father absolutely loathes and something I’ve never been great at. I manage to run off the road once, smear my eyeliner (top and bottom) on my right eye, and put on the wrong color eye shadow, so I appear to be going for an emo look.
Lovely.
When I’m finished with my makeup, I flip the mirror up, press the pedal to the floor, and turn up some Florence and the Machine, holding onto the wheel as I fly down hills, around curves, past acres and acres of grapes. I make it to the Bernards’ house only two minutes after our set appointment time of ten o’clock.
The crumminess of the day is once again confirmed when I climb out, briefcase on my shoulder, smile polished and ready, to find Dr. and Mr. Bernard standing several feet apart in their freshly sodded lawn, screaming obscenities at each other.
Behind them, their sprawling Tuscan-style home stands empty, waiting for my finishing touch, but as their heads whip to me in unison, I know it’s not going to happen.
“Miss Dalton.” Mr. Bernard strides forward, trying to greet me, and his wife throws a wine glass at his shoulder. It shatters, falling in glittering pieces to the lawn as my mouth drops open. He turns around. “Honey, now is not the time or—”